Dennis Bergkamp

There is only 1 Dennis Bergkamp..

July the 22nd, Arsenal paid tribute and said a formal goodbye to THE Dennis Bergkamp, as he played his last game in an Arsenal jersey at the new Emirates stadium. Dennis who? you might say, but the who's who of football certainly didn't shy from the occasion, as Johan Cryuff, Marco van basten, and the De boer brothers turned up in full force.

Always an absolute delight to watch, I still remember him in the August of 1998, when I was still a young football fan, with no allegiances to any football club whatsoever.

Bergkamp scored with an exquisite chip on the run with his 1st touch on the ball against Everton and boy was I amazed. At that single moment, I was a convert..

Bergkamp's '98 wonder goal against Argentina

He has never stopped delighting me since. Possessing a 1st touch on the ball that was unchallenged in the footballing world, he was the epitome of class whenever he took control of a ball played to him. Who can forget the world cup '98 goal against Argentina? Or that goal from the heavens against poor newcastle? In that sense, Bergkamp's contribution and influence to Arsenal and football as a player is immense in every sense of the word.

I'm sure that there were thousands, even tens of thousands around the world who have been bamboozled by his many world class and great goals, and instantly, became Arsenal converts! He has also brought that touch of class to Arsenal. Arsenal was boring boring 1-0 Arsenal pre-Bergkamp days..heh.

His footballing contributions aside, he was also a model professional. Never one to complain, never one to appear in the tabloids, he is happily married to his wife. He also ushered in the new era for Arsenal post-Adams, extinguishing the boozing culture that was prevalent before.

Thank you Bergkamp, for the 11 years of great service. You will be missed..

Other tributes and reports taken from ESPN Soccernet:

Emotional farewell for Bergkamp as stadium opens

Thierry Henry took just 11 minutes to find the net at Arsenal's new residence but the first game at the £390million Emirates Stadium belonged to Dennis Bergkamp.

Henry cancelled out Klaas Jan Huntelaar's first-half goal and Kanu grabbed a late winner as the red and white half of north London bid farewell to one of their all-time greats at Bergkamp's testimonial. A crowd of 54,000 flocked to the Gunners' impressive new residence to pay tribute to Bergkamp, who finished 11 glittering years with the club at the end of last season.

An array of Arsenal stars past and present gathered to take on Ajax, Bergkamp's first club, to give the Dutch master the send-off he deserves after 423 appearances and 120 goals.

A predominantly young Arsenal first team - minus their holidaying World Cup stars but including the likes of Alexander Hleb, Mathieu Flamini, Pascal Cygan and, of course, Bergkamp - kicked-off proceedings just 68 days after the club said a fond farewell to Highbury, their home for 93 years. A Legends XI featuring Patrick Vieira, Ian Wright, Robert Pires, David Seaman and Henry took the field after the break. Former Manchester United defender Jaap Stam lined up for Ajax, who boasted an illustrious bench themselves with Johan Cruyff, Marco van Basten, Frank Rijkaard, Ronald and Frank de Boer and current Red Devils goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar kicking their heels. Bergkamp has lost none of his poise on the ball over the summer and created the opening half's best chance by sending Hleb clear down the right, receiving the return pass on the edge of the area and sending a trademark chip over the bar. Jeremie Aliadiere, partnering Bergkamp in attack, also went close with a rising shot which was kept out by Ajax keeper Maarten Stekelenburg. Bergkamp left the field on the half hour, no doubt saving himself to take on some older legs after the interval. And the visitors took the lead when Edgar Manucharyan scampered clear of Justin Hoyte down the Arsenal right and crossed for Huntelaar to volley home.

The Legends were introduced at half-time to rapturous applause and settled in to their new surroundings as if they'd never been away. Vieira and Emmanuel Petit were as combative as ever in midfield, Marc Overmars a constant threat and Nigel Winterburn still set off on those lung-busting overlaps, although it took him a little longer to get back into position than it used to. Henry struck 11 minutes into the second half, chesting a curling cross from Lee Dixon before firing past the exposed van der Sar for the first of what the home faithful hope will be many goals on his new stage. Edgar Davids embarrassed Seaman by haring round the former England goalkeeper, and the crowd roared with delight when Gilles Grimandi felled the Tottenham man. Ronald de Boer sent the resulting penalty over the top to ensure the carnival atmosphere remained intact.

Cruyff jogged onto the pitch to great acclaim along with van Basten, but looked his 59 years with his first touch, almost falling over the ball. Current Holland manager Van Basten, on the other hand, sent in a superb volley which was well saved by Alex Manninger. Kanu hit the winner a minute from time when his shot deflected off Stam's backside and into the net before Bergkamp was denied a crowning moment when clean through, Stanley Menzo keeping out his low drive.

An emotional Bergkamp addressed the crowd after the final whistle before embarking on a triumphant lap of honour. 'It's an amazing stadium. I thought the pitch couldn't be better than Highbury but it is,' he said. 'A club like Arsenal deserves a stadium like this. 'If ever I was going to have a testimonial it was always going to be against Ajax, so thank you to them for coming. 'In 11 years I have had a fantastic, successful time and a big part of that has been the fans, so thank you.'

Tribute to the Iceman

Ernst Bouwes

In my days as a student I only once managed to visit the old Stadium de Meer, home of Ajax, for a league game. It was the era of Johan Cruyff as coach and the season in which they would win the European Cup Winners' Cup.

On a nice autumn afternoon in 1986, FC Den Bosch were trailing 2-1, when Jan Wouters chipped the ball into the penalty box for Marco van Basten to score with a bicycle kick, perfectly placed into the top corner. Even the biggest whiners in the crowd - there was even a rumour in the 50s and 60s that a third of the public at Ajax came to see them lose - rose in unison to acknowledge the brilliance of the goal. Van Basten's marker Cees van der Linden even has the picture of Van Basten hanging in mid-air prominently in his house with himself looking almost in awe to show visitors how close he was to this magnificent shot. He might have ruined it by marking the top European goalscorer of 1986 closer, but he did not and we have to thank him for that.

When Ajax beat Lokomotiv Leipzig 1-0 in the Cup Winners' Cup final in Athens later that season Van Basten had already signed a contract for AC Milan and would never play in the red and white again. As a replacement Ajax brought in Frank Stapleton from Manchester United, but just four weeks after Van Basten has scored that cracker against FC Den Bosch a skinny schoolboy from the youth team entered the dressing room to join the squad for the home game against Roda JC. 'Hello, I am Dennis Bergkamp,' he said as he shook hands with his new teammates before coming on as a substitute in the second half.

Though out of line with the Ajax tradition of the scoring debutant, he would make more than a century for them in the next six years before, via Inter, almost singlehandedly making Arsenal popular again. Comparing Bergkamp, who retired at the end of last season, to Van Basten is something Dennis does not like. 'Van Basten was a different player,' he said in an interview. 'Marco played deeper, which I never did. I am not such a goal poacher and have other qualities like the assist. I am not one to lurk somewhere in the box and look for that last touch on the line.' In 1991, Louis van Gaal created a new position to accommodate Bergkamp in his team: the shadow striker. As a number 10 he was the ideal link between midfield and striker and they were his most successful seasons as a goalscorer. Amazingly since, he has not scored as many goals in one league season apart from the 16 in Arsenal's Double year in 1997/1998. However, where only a couple of Van Basten´s 200 league goals in a ten-year career will be remembered, almost every single one of Bergkamp's stands out. At Ajax he had an almost twin-like understanding with midfielder Wim Jonk. A nod or the blink of an eye was enough to bring the ball from the foot of Jonk to a vacant space somewhere in the box where Bergkamp suddenly emerged to score. Between 1990 and 1993 he averaged 25 league goals, more than half of which came as result of a double act between the two. No wonder Internazionale were interested in signing them both. It did not work in Italy though, remembers Bergkamp: 'The team should play a pressing game, but our first friendly was a disaster and manager Osvaldo Bagnoli immediately went back to his former defensive system.'

Although Inter did win the UEFA Cup in his first Italian season, Bergkamp hit the target only 11 times in two Serie A seasons. The partnership with Jonk did not suit the Italian style. He was saved by then-Arsenal manager Bruce Rioch. No matter how unlikely pairing Bergkamp andArsenal was at that moment, it seems like an eternal bond now, especially as he earned the nickname 'God' from the Highbury faithful in addition to being known as the 'Iceman' due to his calmness on the ball.

What is his secret? One of his definite attributes is a clinical first touch and an immediate awareness of where next to play the ball. Deliver to him at whatever speed and he manages not only to control it in one touch, but have the next pass already in his mind. There is never a second touch. It earns him that millisecond on his marker for the space he needs to pass or shoot. His goal against Argentina at World Cup '98 was exemplary, when he took the ball from the air, while in motion, but managed to balance himself immediately for the shot. Defender Roberto Ayala was all over the place as he moved like every other human being, along with the law of physics, while his opponent somehow defied that. The face of goalkeeper Carlos Roa was painted with desperation even before Bergkamp fired, as he already knew the outcome. With his control of the ball and his balance, Bergkamp gained a step on the rest of the world and after that finishing was the easy part. It is only one of maybe 10 or 15 world class goals. One against England at Wembley in 1993, a couple at Ajax that defied belief and than a handful at Arsenal, not the mention the dozens of mere great goals, like all those curlers in the top corner from the edge of the box. And obviously all those assists when he put teammates clear on goal, where they could not miss. Unforgettable, the one with the turn against Newcastle United, when pundits afterwards doubted he intended it as their imagination was limited to the reach of their own abilities.

He explained the wonder goal at Leicester, the equalizer in the closing minute with which he completed a hat-trick, on the DVD with 100 of his Arsenal goals.

According to the master himself, taking the long pass from one foot to the other, while keeping the ball in the air, controlling it and then finish with a deft touch was what he had in mind, I always believe that all goals in football history can be repeated by some lucky punter on a village pitch, but of some of Bergkamp's I am not so sure as they need so much skill and vision. We may never see the likes of such a player again.

Boxers.

I bought 4 pairs that day, 2 from Zara 2 from Massimo Dutti. Hmm, my mum thinks its overkill. I think you can never have enuff boxers. They are and should be a staple of all male wardrobes. Why? Here's why:

1. Boxer shorts and loose pants can boost sperm count.

According to the article I read on Fox news, boxers boosts sperm count as it optimizes your testes. Its true, its true.

I quote "That is why [testes] are located outside of the body," explains Celia E. Dominguez, reproductive endocrinologist, Center for Reproductive Medicine at the Emory University School of Medicine. "Testes were made to be out in the breeze."

In a nutshell, your balls and my balls are never meant to be kept enclosed and trapped. Hang loose man! haha

Below is the url of the complete article:
http://foxnews.webmd.com/content/article/81/96958.htm?src=rss_foxnews

2. Boxers are just cooler.

I dun mean this in the literal sense. I mean this in all senses of the word cool.

There is a reason why boxers come printed with all sorts of funny designs and prints while briefs are always plain. Go figure.

Boxers are also the next best thing to going "commando". In fact, in my opinion, when you wear boxers, you are going "commando". With boxers, you are a cool commando instead of a pervert who does not wear underwear. Lol.

3. Boxers provide easier accessibility.

Well well, this one explains itself. The answer of the question of accessibility to whom depends on how cheeky you are. Well, I shan't give you any funny ideas.

Anyway, so far, I've tried my pink dutti boxers, and I dare say, I'm hanging just fine =)

Coming up: I shall do some research on what women think about boxers.

DROOPY!
(Wahaha, I've finally found you)

For years, I've argued with Mich. I told her about this dog called droopy, and how he has this son called dribble and they appeared in this animaniac-ish cartoon which btw is called Tom and Jerry Kids. Lol. She claims that he is merely a figment of my imagincation. Hmph. She even bought me a soft toy dog called Doky, cos Droopy isn't real, or so it seemed.

And here he is in this full.. ahem.. naked glory. Yup. He's real. Yay.

Here's some background info (essential snippets) from the ever-powerful all knowing Wikipedia:

Droopy Dog was a low-key animated movie character created by Tex Avery at Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer in 1943—essentially the polar opposite of his other famous character, loud, whacky Screwy Squirrel. Originally known as Happy Hound until 1949, this mournful Basset hound spoke in a jowly monotone and, though he didn't look like much, was shrewd enough to outwit his enemies—the conniving Butch the Irish bulldog and the thieving, nasty wolf (not the Jubalio wolf, although Droopy and several of his lookalike relatives faced him too, in Three Little Pups and Blackboard Jumble).

What made the character even more hilarious is his incredible strength, given his dimunitive stature and unassuming looks and personality, but only when he was upset, and then he would monotone, "You know what? That makes me mad." prior to tossing the hapless villain of the piece over his head many times.

n the 1990s Hanna-Barbera offering Tom & Jerry Kids, Droopy had a young son named Dripple—possibly an older version of the infant we see in Homesteader Droopy. Droopy also has a cameo in the manga and anime Dragon Ball, by Akira Toriyama, as the Abbot of the Buddhist Monastery that hosts the Strongest-under-Heaven Tournament. Before the fights begin, Abbot Droopy delivers, in his trademark deadpan, a bit of Zen Wisdom: "Woof." (I find this bit abt dragonball and droopy totally absurd tho. lol)

"Woof. " Lol.

MARSUPILAMI
(Yes, that is a marsupilami, and its not just a marsupilami, it it DA marsupilami. Haha)

Marsupilami!! Its one of those names that keeps popping up in my head from time to time. Like i should know and remember where the word comes from. And after some research, I'm thoroughly convinced that this term resides somewhere in the consciousness of all 22 year olds. In fact, it should reside somewhere in the minds of everyone born after 1984.. haha.

Here's what i scooped off Wikipedia:

Marsupilami is a fictional comic book animal created by Andre Fanquin in 1952. It first appeared in the popular Belgian comic book series called Spirou et Fantasio.
Later, two cartoon shows featuring this character, as well as a Sega Genesis video game and lots of other merchandise followed.
(I think I played the Sega game!! heh)
The name is a portmanteau of the words marsupial, Pilou-Pilou (the French name for Eugene the Jeep, a character Franquin loved as a kid) and ami, the French word for friend.

So.. as everyone can see, DA marsupilami is 100% real and i'm not imagining things.. really.

Marsupilami and Droopy the dog.

Interestingly enough, this 2 names popped up in my mind just the other day. And when I told them to Mich, she claims that they are figments of my imagination. And so I'm setting out to prove her wrong!

I've already done my research on those names, mayb you all can attempt to shed some light on them before I completely debunk the myth of them being figments of my imagination. heh.

Smells like pure B.S.

And so it begins..

Yesterday I was at Times the Bookshop and I saw this book by Stanley Bing called:

"100 bullshit jobs and how to get them"

(Pic of the book is on the left as promised. It looks bullshitty)

Skimming thru, I saw some hilarious writings. Each job mentioned by Bing has a so called "bullshit" factor attached to it. Included also are estimated income, the cons of the job etc. Some of the more interesting jobs included "professional blogger", "closet organizer" and haha this is funny... being "Donald Trump". Bing calls Donald the #1 bullshit artist on the planet, well I wouldn't mind being called "the #1 bullshit artist" if I made billions. Who cares about labels if bullshitting gets you billions in the bank? Hmm.. perhaps the question should be.. Who the bloody hell cares about labels? Well I dun.

Anyway that book costs around $30 which leads me to believe that if you do buy it, you would have been successfully "bullshitted" by Stanley Bing. That would mean that he has written this book about bullshit jobs and bullshit people to bullshit readers.. haha. Which would also mean that it is HE who is the BIG bullshit artist here. If I were the editor, I would have added another job to his list.. which would be "Being Stanley Bing" =)

I think that would be a brilliant touch which Bing would thank me for. After all, self-deprecating humour makes girls laugh. Wow.. if you think about it, a writer who makes girls laugh, he would become DA player. lols.